Copy worth obsessing
Ditch the dull
Truth Bomb
Your current metrics are serving plain toast while your competition's running a five-star restaurant. Your subscribers are treating your content like yesterday's leftovers - always there, never tempting.
Currently, you're here:
Getting ignored
Getting skipped
Getting blocked
Getting dropped
Metrics aren't accidents - they're warning signs.Behind every low number is a fixable problem I can quickly spot.Once identified, I'll make your emails the ones subscribers rush to open and can't help but buy from.Still thinking about it? Your competition isn't.
What you'll get
I'll turn dead emails into inbox obsessions - the kind your subscribers fight to open first.
SMS
Messages that land so perfectly, your audience will think you're reading their minds.
Ads
I'll make thumbs stop and wallets fly open with irresistible, scroll-stopping content.
Same old story
Your audience is tired of the same bland messaging. It's redundant, it's boring, and it's costing you sales. If you want to keep doing the same thing and expecting different results, be my guest...but if you're ready for real change, I'll create authentic copy that speaks to their actual problems, turning casual browsers into customers who can't wait to throw their cards at you.
Still on the fence?
Fair enough - but allow me to show you exactly why this decision is about to be very simple...
im quick
Like, really quick.
What's my turnaround time?
Whatever you want it to be.
With fingers that move at lightning speed, I'll bring you top-tier copy around the clock, with little notice needed.
im consistent
Your audience deserves better than the inconsistency from the past.
By deep-diving into your brand/business, I'll develop a personalized strategy that'll bring you the results you need to take you to the next level.
Nobody will know
Think of me as your copy-chameleon, being able to harness your brand voice like it was mine all along.
I'll nail your messaging so well, I'll have you questioning if you wrote the copy yourself.
About me
What's up? I'm JoshI live in Newfoundland, Canada
(yes, it's a real place.)
If I'm not pumping out next-level copy, I'm either at the gym, in the kitchen, or splurging on new self-tanning products before anyone else can!Top e-commerce brands trust me to make their emails unstoppable...you're next.
